Monthly Archives: May 2009

Drag Me to Hell – Review

cinema: Cineworld Renfrew Street, Glasgow

Date: Sat, 30 May 2009

Today I had to go into Glasgow for something and decided to go see the film at the world’s tallest cinema in Glasgow City Centre. Drag Me To Hell is Sam Raimi’s return to the horror genre and boy what a return! Over the last few years Raimi produced the recent Spiderman movies but he is most famous for the legendary Evil Dead trilogy from the 1980s  and Drag me to hell has been mention to be the scariet movie of the year and I have to agree but it is also a funny film.

This film is a rollercoaster of  “shit my pants” and “piss my pants” moments done the way only Raimi knows. It has reminiscent of the Evil Dead; the spinning Lohman been dragged in a room similar to Campbell been dragged and spun around a undergrowth in Evil Dead two, also the tilted disorientated camera giving a lot of tension. This film is a cameraman’s heaven with so many styles of filming taking place and all defining Raimi; The shakycam giving the stalker approach, the fast moving follow camera and the whip-pan superfast cam that causes a image to blur like a disorientation which raimi used several times in the spiderman films.

The story of this film is so simple, Christine Brown (lohman) a successfull Loans officer for a LA bank is gunning for promotion and is approached by an old Hungarian Gypsy woman to her get more money to keep her house but christine refuses and from there the old gypsy breaksdown and curses her. Christine’s shift finishes and makes her way to her car in the banks eerie underground carpark. Christine is getting paranoid as the only other car in the lot was the old womans. The old womans hanky floats over to Christines car and slips into her car and the old gpsy woman is now in the back of christines car and her life just goes down hill from here. After a brawl with old lady  which included a handy use for a staple gun, the gpysy woman curses christine once again. There is so many moments of cringe and dont look ectoplasmic gore backed up with Raimi’s wicked sense of humour, like a moment Christine fights with the old womans hanky which was similar to Campbells fight with his severed hand in evil dead 2 movie.

through out the film you do feel sorry for Christine as she breaks down piece by piece and you wonder how far she’ll go to live. If you are looking for a Evil Dead for the 21st century this is it, it has all the trademarks of a typical Raimi horror. Im not a fan of rollercoasters but this was one rollercoaster I did enjoy, im sceptical of movies that get so much hype but this one deserves the hype  as its so good. As your auld mum always says to you before you go out “remember to wear a clean pair of pants as you never know what could happen” well this is great advice for this flick, a masterpiece.

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Noughties: A decade of remakes

Everyone is a sucker for a good orginal film no matter what genre it is. In the 1990′s I admit I wasnt  a big movie goer, but that all changedin 2000 when I moved down to Salford, nr Manchester. I was a 25 year Uni student who wasnt a massive drinker and didnt want to go out to 5-6 every morning so going to the cinema was my fix and since then I have’nt looked back, every friday down to the flicks, but one thing i have noticed and especially the last few years is the amount of remakes that are hitting our big screens.

Go to wikipedia or google list of  film remakes, the list is endless. This decade has been very big for remakes and reading movie mags and websites there’s even more to come.  2004 Zak Synder gave us the legendary Dawn of The dead, the George Romero Zombie classic from 1978, The difference apart from the year the new zombies where more scarier due to they could run, make up is more advanced and of course special fx. The thing about these films both were excllent and actually coplimented each other as they where different as well, the year before Texas Chainsaw Massacare was released and some say was actually better than the orginal (1974). Other films Where Assualt on Precint 13 (1976) remade in 2005 was ok, I Am Legend starring Wil Smith 2007 film based on Charlton Heston’s Omega Man, once again both different but good in there own way.

When it comes to classic films people always say its better to leave it as we left it and dont ruin a films image and there’s been a few remakes that fall under this banner. In 1980 John Carpenter created the scary THE FOG movie, which was full of many brown trouser moments like the dead fisherman rising from the morgue and when I heard they where going to remake it i was very optomistic about this. The remake was made in 2005 and it was utter SHITE, It loosly based itself on the orginal but the directors made the biggest mistake aiming it at the young adult age, trying to give it a modern trendy look with having the guy who plays superman in smallville tv show as lead. Other questionable remakes where Keanu Reeves The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) which was enjoyable movie with some excellent effects but shit script.

Another type of remake which has been very popular is the Hollywood remake of classic indie/foreign movies. The Ring 1+ 2 Decent films, The Grudge lame versions starring Buffy the Vampire Slayer and more recently Quarantine a remake of the 2007 Spanish Movie [Rec]. The Spanish version is just so scary and brilliant and back in November 2008 I was excited about a Hollywood remake, and I was so dissappointed with its predictable lightweight script.

When I search for stuff to post on my blog i come accross news,trailers of future films it looks like the there’s many more remakes to come. 2009 Bad Liuetenant starring Nicolas Cage in Harvey Kietal’s role, Barbarella that inspired Duran Duran to name their band after a character from the film, and Sci-fi classic When Worlds Collide . Into Next year we have Nightmare On Elm Street, Clash Of The Titans (first ever film I can remember going to the cinema to watch) and folowing year is the Creature From The Black Lagoon, there’s even talk of remaking the Aliens movies with a pre-equal. This seems to be a big thing also these days to bring back on syndicate films and give them a new lease of life. With recent release of Star Trek which has been a massive success, theres going to be talk of many others coming back but there has been many flops. Superman – 2006, Star Wars episodes 1-3 and the list goes on.

Questions msut be asked about the the thinktanks of all the directors, producers of this world, are the creative juices drying up? is orginality dissappearing? Why do we have to look back to look forward? One point for support for remakes is technology which has indeed improved over the decades and remaking a film using new techonolgy could make that film more spectacular but then again look at the last three star wars movies. If a old film is going to be remade or be translated from a foreign language the first question should asked is “will we do the original any justice?” . You must also get the right production team onboard, are he or she very enthusiastic, full of ideas but with full respect for the orginal script?.

There is numerous questions that should be asked, but us moviegoers all we can do is vote with our feet, or follw the hype or simply follow your heart. Personally if theres another opportunity to city in front of a big screen with my popcorn and be transported into another world Ill be there.

MAY 29TH MAIN UK RELEASES

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Pandorum Trailer

Pandorum

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Stars: Dennis Qauid, Ben Foster, Cam Gigandet, Antje Traue, Cung Lee

Directed by: Christian Alvart

Genre: Science Fiction, Horror, Drama

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PLOT: Two crew members are stranded on a spacecraft and quickly – and horrifically – realize they are not alone. Two astronauts awaken in a hyper-sleep chamber aboard a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. It’s pitch black, they are disoriented, and the only sound is a low rumble and creak from the belly of the ship. They can’t remember anything: Who are they? What is their mission? With Lt. Payton staying behind to guide him via radio transmitter, Cpl. Bower ventures deep into the ship and begins to uncover a terrifying reality. Slowly the spacecraft’s shocking, deadly secrets are revealed…and the astronauts find their own survival is more important than they could ever have imagined.

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OUT: October 2nd

www.pandorumthemovie.com

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McGregor won’t go near trainspotting 2

Ewan McGregor has said no to another Trainspotting sequel becuase he’s not a fan of the book.

Irvine Welsh’s Porno is a sequel to Trainspotting and follows the film’s main characters lives 13 years later. There has been much speculation that Danny Boyle and his cast would return for a sequel.

However, McGregor has stated that he won’t reprise his role as junkie Renton as he doesn’t want to tarnish the original’s reputation.

He told Moviefone, “I didn’t think the book was very good. The novel of Trainspotting was quite fantastic, it was beautiful, quite moving and disturbing writing, and then I find that the sequel, the book that Irvine Welsh wrote didn’t move me as much. He’d written a good sequel to the film as opposed to a sequel to his book.

“I wouldn’t want to damage Trainspotting’s reputation because it was an amazing film and a very important film of its time. I wouldn’t want to leave people remembering a poor sequel.”

posting taking from Yahoo.co.uk  movie news

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/27052009/5/mcgregor-won-t-trainspotting-0.html

Ewan McGregor has said no to another Trainspotting sequel becuase he’s not a fan of the book.

Irvine Welsh’s Porno is a sequel to Trainspotting and follows the film’s main characters lives 13 years later. There has been much speculation that Danny Boyle and his cast would return for a sequel.

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However, McGregor has stated that he won’t reprise his role as junkie Renton as he doesn’t want to tarnish the original’s reputation.

He told Moviefone, “I didn’t think the book was very good. The novel of Trainspotting was quite fantastic, it was beautiful, quite moving and disturbing writing, and then I find that the sequel, the book that Irvine Welsh wrote didn’t move me as much. He’d written a good sequel to the film as opposed to a sequel to his book.

“I wouldn’t want to damage Trainspotting’s reputation because it was an amazing film and a very important film of its time. I wouldn’t want to leave people remembering a poor sequel.”

Surrogates Trailer [HD]

SURROGATES

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Stars: Bruce Willis, Rahda Mitchell, James Cromwell, Ving Rhames, Rosamund Pike

Directed By : Jonathan Mostow

Genre: Action, Thriller, Sci-Fi

PLOT: In the near future, humans live in isolation and only interact through robotic bodies that serve as surrogates. When several humans are murdered when their surrogates are destroyed, a cop (Bruce Willis) investigates the crimes through his own surrogate. After a near fatal encounter, the cop’s surrogate is destroyed and forces him to bring his human form out of isolation and unravel a conspiracy behind the crimes.

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RUNNING TIME: 104Minutes

OUT:September 25th, 2009

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Drag Me To Hell – this weekends choice of film

Well its the big film this week im going to see…. DRAG ME TO HELL. Comes from the warped mind of Sam Raimi the man who brought us the Evil Dead Trilogy and boy! from the trailer it looks GOOD!!! So after a weekend of no films its time now scare the living shit out of myself. All i say is that from the website ive scanned, the magazines ive read, this is going to be a Massive hit and I hope it is as its years since a horror movie been regarded up there with the best movies. What some people are saying this is Evil dead with money and if thats the case and your like me a kid of the 1980′s this will be excellent

Ill post a review over the weekend, send your reviews as well for it or any other movie you may see.

released Friday 29th may 2009

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“Christine Brown is an ambitious L.A. loan officer with a charming boyfriend, professor Clay Dalton. Life is good until the mysterious Mrs. Ganush arrives at the bank to beg for an extension on her home loan. Should Christine follow her instincts and give the old woman a break? Or should she deny the extension to impress her boss, Mr. Jacks, and get a leg-up on a promotion? Christine fatefully chooses the latter, shaming Mrs. Ganush and dispossessing her of her home. In retaliation, the old woman places the powerful curse of the Lamia on Christine, transforming her life into a living hell. Haunted by an evil spirit and misunderstood by a skeptical boyfriend, she seeks the aid of seer Rham Jas to save her soul from eternal damnation. To help the shattered Christine return her life to normal, the psychic sets her on a frantic course to reverse the spell. As evil forces close in, Christine must face the unthinkable: How far will she go to break free of the curse?”

taken from the offical website : www.dragmetohell.net

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NEW BLOG COMING SOON

Hello all

In the next week or so, im going to start  working on relaunching this blog possibly as a website. I have a idea for a new name for the blog or site and will tell you nearer the time.

My aim is to post as many new movie trailers, release dates, any interesting news, your reviews, plus anything movie related that comes to me or if you have anything please get in touch.

One new section will be “Rate my Cinema”, your chance to rate your local cinema(s), tell us what you think. The ratings will be on everything to do with the cinema, prices, qaulity of snacks, customer service, cleaniness, Comfort of seats/screens.

I tried my best to keep up to date and promote the website as much as i could, i am very passionite movie goer and i want this to work and would great for future help in contribution and design,

stay tuned

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